Next up we have Giuseppe (Joe) Maione. Every day, he blesses the world (and smoke detectors) with his fine cooking skills. When he isn’t cooking chicken on the highest heat possible, you can find him intently studying financial markets and chatting about niche Blackhawks players from the mid-2010s. He also loves to chat about world events and economic conundrums with his closest buddies at the famed MU Business School. You’ll often see him in a suit going to different events around campus, but don’t be fooled. He knows how to put down the work and have a good time (especially when Mad Dogs are involved, oh boy!). Joe is always down to go wherever and always drinks with a heart of gold, even if he knows the hangover will spell him doom.
Despite being known for his relaxed attitude toward stat-inputting, Joe has been a pure goal scorer for Marquette Hockey throughout his tenure here. Joe will be graduating with a double major in Finance and Accelerated Ingenuity in Markets (formerly known as Applied Investment Management, I think? Or is it still? No one knows). Joe, thank you for all of your contributions and we wish you the best in your future! #mbb #mbbjbb